Jodie Marsh's A Palace Farce...
Faux lesbian UK glamour model / pointless celebrity nuisance Jodie Marsh made a rather grandiose arrival at Palace Nightclub in Navan at the weekend with all her bits almost hanging-out only barely secured with reams of tit-tape. Despite the regal sounding name of the venue Her Royal Vileness did nothing to class-up the joint...
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Covered in tattoos, hair extensions, false tan, half a ton of lip gloss, 32GG boobs, Broom Hilda eye makeup, and not much else - UK celebrity thingamajig (what does she actually do?) Jodie Marsh gave a personal appearance at Palace nightclub in Navan last weekend.
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Annnd, we don't know what new procedure wee Jodie has got done (apart from her massive tats) but something certainly looks different about the British exhibitionist's face... We can't tell whether it's the lips, the nose (again), the cheeks, the chin, or what? But something's different about her... Perhaps she's had 'em all done.
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Wearing a black catsuit, a weeeee bit more revealing than the one Rosanna Davison wore to the TVNow Awards, Jodie was aplomb with poise and self-assertiveness as she posed for our snappers at the Navan late night watering hole... She's an old pro.
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Flanked by her new handsome fella Ryan Fleming (yup, she's back dating men again), Jodie was too preoccupied with a love struck glint in her eye to pay any heed to the local lads standing around with their chins in their pints... Can you imagine bringing her home to meet your Navan Mammy lads?
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But in fairness to Miss Marsh, she did pull the customary pint o' Guinness behind the bar followed by the customary sour-face after sipping a big mouthful of creamy head. Will these UK eejits ever learn how to drink a pint of the black stuff properly?
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Well, we've not much else to say regarding Jodie Marsh's trip to Ireland at the weekend apart from she pranced and posed, then signed a couple of breasts for the local gals. Classy. At least she turned up this time unlike her last promoted gig at Think Tank some weeks back... Ahem. Don’t mention the war.
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So there you have it folks, Jodie Marsh. What a lady.
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