The Bins on the Boys at U23D Premiere...

What a Night. What a City. What a cheeky-chancer you have for Taoiseach! Bono and the normally shy other members of U2; namely The Edge, Larry Mullen Jr, and Adam Clayton, brought the U23D European Premiere to their home manor this week...

The Edge

Bono and da lads brought a few of their fancy-pants celeb mates and a few friends and family members along to the U23D DIFF premiere in Cineworld...

Adam Clayton, The Edge

And before you go running along to watch the stadium-tastic film, forget getting your maulers on these swish wrap-around Bono-esque shades, as exhibited. No. These ones are for VIPs ONLY.

Paul McGuinness, daughter Alexandra McGuinness

You mere punters will only get a nerdy poindexter-esque pair of bins to watch this 3D epic. Luckily, it will be dark. But don't look left or right in the pews, you will surely crack-up as we did...

Bono, Ali Hewson

Despite the blatantly fraudulent advertisement enticement (not bitter, much) the Mount Temple foursome don’t disappoint when they got their oversized arses (Bono’s words, not ours) on stage on the big screen.

Adam Clayton, The Edge, Bono, Larry Mullen Jr

Sir Bono of Hewson even quipped: "It's a U2 D3 film" in reference to the band's Dublin roots. Well, we think that's what he meant? He's so damn cryptic these days...

The Edge, wife Morleigh Steinberg

Bono had his sultry wife Ali on his arm at the bash, The Edge had his smoldering Morleigh. But no dates for poor Adam and Larry. Not that we could see anyways.

Adam Clayton

Even their rotund manager Paul McGuinness managed to get a hot lady for the big night. And he's not even a rock star... Although the girl in question was his daughter Alexandra, so that doesn't really count. We want more rock sauce U2!

Bono

Lanky tom-boy model Jodie Kidd was on hand to give the snappers something to aim at. She even wore flat shoes to save the blushes of her new fella Thomas George. She's Huge!

Bono, Ali Hewson, U2 fans

Other guests on the night included Cha Cha Singe, Jon & Peter Shapiro, Alison Doody, Tara Leniston, Norman Hewson, John & Catherine Kelly, Gavin Friday, Catherine Owens, and many more...

Cha Cha Singe

Dustin the Turkey was spotted blagging for Eurovison votes in the crowd. Let's hope, as bad as that song contest is, we DON'T send that mad bird over to represent Ireland...

Dustin The Turkey

But the real question you need to ask yourself is: who in all of Hades is Alan?