Susan Boyle - A Diva Is Born...

Ok folks. ShowBiz has finally gone haywire. Our smell bound paparazzi lads are usually stalking the likes of Johnny Depp, Beyonce or Britney Spears along the backstreets and dark alleyways of Dublin to get that exclusive front page shot. This week they went to even greater lengths to get a rare and protected shot of a 50 year old Scottish virgin who lives alone with a cat called Pebbles. Yup. You guessed it - they were on Susan Boyle's case... Glam or wha?

Susan Boyle

No offense to Susan Boyle folks, but on the diva front she's hardly a Madonna or Mariah Carey. Heck, she aint even a feckin J-Lo! But with the ring o' steel tight security detail that surrounded aul Sue in Dublin this week you would think a major Hollywood A-List player was in town... Relax the kechs lads.

Susan Boyle

Still, we managed to get a sneaky shot of the singer as she was whisked out of a back entrance to the O2 arena after performing there with the rest of the Britain's Got Talent crew. No flies on us, well, apart from the odd Bluebottle... Susan was put-up separately from the rest of the BGT performers at a secret location. Even having her own private driver and luxury car to taxi her around while the rest of 'em stayed in The Morgan Hotel without a fuss and had to make-do with a simple bus... Erm, she didn't even win the show, did she?