Madonna Made Ireland Moist...

We can't remember the last time there were so many peeps looking like a virgin in The Aviva Stadium. But then again, when Madonna's dealing MDNA out to Dubliners you're always gonna get some quare looking folk knocking about. It was very wet, yet there were voguers with conical bras everywhere...

Simon Sheery Wood, Sarah Cunningham McWilliams

It seems everyone and their sista was hitting The Aviva last night for the Madonna gig. But with the pissins of rain doing the killjoy support act we missed loads of VIP heads on the way in under their bumbershoots. We know they were in there cuz they wuz a tweetin'...

Alan Hughes, Karl Broderick

Anyhoo, Madge aint really our bag inanyways with her old lady diddys hanging out every five minutes... So we didn't attend the gig... Which is code for our smelly pap hounds weren't allowed in... Move along lads. Move along.

Virag Detre, Viktoria Lazar

Among the guests at the gig included: Alan Hughes, Karl Broderick, Bernard Dunne, Pamela Dunne, Simon Sheery Wood, Sarah Cunningham McWilliams, Diane Brown, Cathy Calleghan, Aishling Couran, Julie McQuigan, Joe Macken, Matthew Feeney, Ann Mulligan, James Kavanagh, Holly McGrath, Lesley Fennelly, Heidi Koschmieder, and thousands more...

Bernard Dunne, Pamela Dunne

So there you have it folks, Madonna made Ireland moist. Very moist... Dripping wet! We don't even know if she popped out her old lady diddys but we're just glad she came to town... Your Madgeness.

Diane Brown, Cathy Calleghan, Aishling Couran, Julie McQuigan

Joe Macken & Guest

Matthew Feeney, Ann Mulligan, James Kavanagh

Anita Rodgers

Tubal Jardan

Michelle Maguire, Leona Maguire

Holly McGrath, Lesley Fennelly, Heidi Koschmieder

Sarah Cunningham McWilliams