Heat's On Heaton & Her Mystery Men...

Mrs. Tango Michelle Heaton has sure become the popular girl about-the-town as far as Dublin is concerned. We spotted her on Saturday night entering Krystle with another mystery beau under her arm... Question is: does she ever wear any other colour other than pink?

Michelle Heaton, Mystery Man

We hate to scribe another story with Michelle Heaton being the main focus - really, we don't want to devote another second to this girl... But honestly, we're fascinated. How far down the tubes does your ShowBizzz career in London have to be when you think a swift relocation to Dublin will be a step up? Most people are trying to head in the other direction. And not look back. Ever.

Michelle Heaton, Mystery Man

And another thing. What's with this particularly blinding hue of luminous pink she constantly wears clashing against her orange skin from-a-tin? It reminds us of that episode of The Simpsons when Marge bought a marked-down 90 dollar Chanel suit and reworked it twenty-nine-times to get as much value as possible out of it... Remember that one? Maaaybe if Heaton had blue hair we'd... No. No. Stop that. It's not natural.

Michelle Heaton

Anyways. We spotted 'Chelle on Saturday night going into Krystle with a mystery fella in a white shirt. That's all really. In case you were a wonderin' what warranted this lame story? Oh yeah, we spotted her with a different lad a few weeks back. The scandal of it all.

Danielle, Jade Goody, Eamon Dunphy

Remember we told you about Eamon Dunphy chatting up Jade Goody outside RTE studios and taking her out on a swanky date to Krystle? 'Member?? Well here are the pictures that prove it...

Danielle, Jade Goody, Eamon Dunphy

Yup. Eamon Dunphy pulled a hot young lady off-de-telly despite him being 900 years old and looking like the inside of a corduroy handbag that was once used to store muesli and sticky lollipops. Good man Eamo. Ledge.