Who's Rockin' A Jacko Tattoo?

A certain scandalous UK 'celeb' jetted into Dublin's Mansion Nightclub last weekend covered in skin art and more fake bits ‘n’ bobs than all of Ireland's photocall queens combined. Well, almost. On closer inspection we spotted a tattoo of the late Michael Jackson on her left forearm - can you guess who this harsh girl is??

Michael Jackson Tattoo

Saturday night saw a huge night over at Mansion Nightclub. Hot girls, snakes, large breasted women, wealthy party boys, and a certain UK tabloid favourite who has reinvented herself two or three or four times in the past few years...

Jodie Marsh

We are of course talking about artificially enhanced page 3 mammary momma Jodie Marsh. The saucy barely dressed perma-tanned blonde made her way to the popular Templeogue venue last Saturday night and raised the temperature a degree or two as she posed-up for our snappers as only she can...

Jodie Marsh

And it wasn't just her pumped-up lips and bouncing boobs that raised eyebrows - she also cavorted with a massive python snake, handling its long slender muscular shaft like a pro. Ahem. That came-out kinda wrong. What? She was caressing the creature suggestively.

Niamh Walsh, Jodie Marsh

But Jodie wasn't a lone snake handler. O no. She was helped out handling the enormous Asp by reptilian expert to the stars and model Niamh Walsh. We don't know what the attraction is with sexy ladies and snakes - it's all a bit phallic folks isn't it?

Niamh Walsh, Emma Quinlan

Niamh was joined on the night by python princess and professional snake charmer Emma Quinlan... And by the looks these photos aul Sid The Snake seems to be doubling-up as a performance artist AND dentist. Keep those slimy things out of your gob Nemo.

Kieron Ducie, Jodie Marsh

And where there are busty babes a plenty notorious party animal Kieron 'The Wolf' Ducie tends to follow... The well known businessman took-a-break from taking-a-break from the party scene to be at Mansion last weekend...

Niamh Walsh, Kieron Ducie, Avril Dolan, Emma Quinlan

Apparently The Wolf has been confined to his lair over the past few months as his long term partner Elaine Buggle goes through her trimesters, awaiting the arrival of their new baby anon. We hear rumour Mr. Ducie his planning the party to end all parties to wet the baby's head in September. After that he'll be up to his neck in nappies!

Jodie Marsh

Apart from signing the odd breast here & there and semi-molesting a python, it was mainly all good clean fun at Mansion with Jodie Marsh last Saturday night. If only snakes had eyebrows folks, we're sure they would have been raised.

Jodie Marsh