Cillian Rocks 'Georgraphy Teacher Chic'...

People's Republic of Cork actor Cillian 'ye langer' Murphy to took time away from taking himself far too serious recently to show us his latest look. After literally 3.5 minutes of deliberation we're calling his God-awful abomination: 'Geography Teacher Chic'. Milan, watch out!

Cillian Murphy

If you are into your nostalgia then you're gonna love the look Cillian 'I only smile on Mondays' Murphy is rockin’. With a severe Corkonian grump on, and an anorak any train spotter would be proud of, he's rewriting the fashion bible one page at a time bhoyo. Oh yeah.

Cillian Murphy

Despite being one to vehemently avoid the lime-light our snappers spotted big blue eyes leaving celeb-o-rama haunt ‘The Ivy’ in old London town. Er, any chance of a smile for the people back home Cillian? No? Ooooo, who's a moany Michael??

Cillian Murphy

With an atlas in his back pocket and coastal erosion on his mind Cillian's look goes like this... Sensible anorak. Check. Un-ironed stripy cotton shirt. Check. Really boring black jeans. Check. Canvas runners. Check. Check and Check. Its Geography Teacher Chic baby, can you smell the pipe smoke off this one? Turn to page 47 class; “Stalactites and Stalagmites”. Jenkins, please take your finger out of your nose.