Chantelle's No ThinkTank Chanteuse...

Former Celebrity Big Brother extraordinaire Chantelle Houghton brought her recently implanted 32FF boobs to Dublin last week to launch ThinkTank nightclub and even had a wee spin on the decks. Turns out her pint pulling skills are about as good as her DJ-ing...

Chantelle Houghton

When bubbly blonde Chantelle Houghton got thrown in at the deep-end on the Celebrity Big Brother show a few years back, she exclaimed she was: "living the dream". Turns out that dream should have come with a severe health warning...

Chantelle Houghton

Her Big Bro instant fame landed her an instant (and predictably short-lived) husband in the form of Ordinary Boys singer Samuel Preston. Since then she's become a tabloid queen WAG and even got a massive set of tats thrown into the bargain.

Chantelle Houghton

But her relationship with soccer star Jermain Defoe went down the pan, and what of her 32FF boobs? Well, they are causing crippling back pain and the poor gal now needs to have physio twice-a-week and desperately needs a breast reduction...

Paolo Caffola, Chantelle Houghton, Ivano Caffola

In a more philosophical mood about the whole ShowBiz industry Chantelle recently remarked, "Expensive shoes don't make you happy, they really don't!" Awww, if only ALL women knew that little nugget of wisdom. Ahem.

Rachel Montague, Monika Taskiewicz, Chantelle Houghton, Albha Byrne, Kerri Ingram, Nadia Bakir

Chantelle made a short trip to Dublin last week to help launch the new ThinkTank bar and nightclub in Temple Bar with the help of a few local lovely ladies and gentlemen who were only lining-up in their droves to be snapped with her.

Chantelle Houghton, Brian Fallon

Whilst at ThinkTank, Channers got behind the bar and pulled a few pints of Guinness (badly), which is now the customary practice for visiting celebs & dignitaries when they do personal appearances in Dublin... Tradition folks.

Chantelle Houghton, Glenda Gilson

The busty blonde even got on the decks with DJ Ivano Caffola annnnnd kinda made a mess of that too... Well in reality, she's never really pretended to be talented at anything other than being famous for being famous...

Chantelle Houghton, Alan Cantwell

We don't know what's next on the career path for Chantelle but she did once claim that her ambition was to be more famous than Jade Goody... O dear.

Tara Sinnott, Chantelle Houghton

ThinkTank is Dublin's newest night club situated in Temple Bar, it officially launched on Thursday. Check it out.

Chantelle Houghton