Jordan Flew In, No One Cared...

Pointless UK celebrity Katie Price aka Jordan jetted into Dublin last weekend under the usual hullabaloo of minders and massive sunglasses for a signing of her new book 'Standing Out' at Hughes & Hughes. Hilariously, we hear only about 60 people turned-up to meet the life-support machine for two silicon air bags...

Katie Price aka Jordan

After a weekend of having our paps chasing Jordan around the town we've come to the conclusion that the competitive glamour model is giving her new fella Alex Reid a run for his money in the transvestite stakes as the heavily made-up tabloid star looked more like a tranny than her cage fighter boyfriend with a thick orange tan, a huge black hair piece, fake red nails, and rather long glued-on eyelashes. Ewww.

Katie Price aka Jordan

After Katie flew into Dublin last Friday evening she was driven straight to Laras Boutique just off Dame Street to pick out outfits for her weekend in Dublin. Under tight security the shutters were immediately dropped so the English gal could have a private shopping spree at the Dublin store.

Katie Price aka Jordan

After that she had a snore inducing interview with Ryan Tubridy on The Late Late Show where she hinted she would hit the town post chat with Tubs. Alas, she wasn't spotted at any of the city's hotspots so we reckon she went to bed early at the Dylan Hotel.

Katie Price aka Jordan

The following morning Jord left the Dylan Hotel wearing a short red cocktail dress for her book signing, as you do, at Hughes and Hughes book store on Grafton Street. And despite keeping the punters waiting before she unveiled herself, she failed to draw a crowd of any significance. No one really cared.

Katie Price aka Jordan

According to reports in the Sunday papers only a mere handful of fans turned up to see Katie Price at the PA, one particular paper suggested less than 60 peeps made the effort to meet the ex wife of Peter Andre...

Shauna Moore, Katie Price aka Jordan

So there you have it folks, having a big set of fake bangers and even an appearance on The Late Late doesn't guarantee a bumper crop of punters turning up at your book launch in Dublin these days. Proper order too we say.

Katie Price aka Jordan

May we suggest having a proper claim-to-fame like an actual talent or something half interesting to talk about in a book before asking Irish consumers to dish out their hard earned on your hardback? May we? Jordan? Meh. Stick a fork in her, she's done.

Katie Price aka Jordan