Rosie Rocks Pretty Woman Chic...

Not since Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman has a lady looked so hot in thigh-high-hooker-boots. That's right folks; recently Royal Rosanna Davison sexed-up her footwear to eleven on the amp dial at a recent trip to Krystle nightclub. Come on, not really the right attire for someone 974th in-line to the sovereign British Thrown now is it? Wot wot pip pip and all that...

Rosanna Davison

Anyone else in Ireland looking into their family's ancestors would probably find out they are a distant cousin of a toothless one legged gombeen trusted to look after 'the field' in Kilmuckridge two weeks before the potato famine. But not our Rosie Davison. Hell no. She looked up into her family tree and a feckin' big heap o' designer genes came tumbling down. Grrrr. Some people get all the breaks.

Rosanna Davison

That's right. Turns-out Ireland's most eligible bachelorette has only the bluest of blue-blood running through her veins after tracing her lineage directly to William the Conquerer on her De Burgh side after filming How Do You Think You Are? for RTE recently. Mucho mucho better than that, she also found out her wee Granny Maeve de Burgh used to be a fricken British spy training Albanian militants in Malta during the Cold War!

Stuart Musgrave, Rosanna Davison, Veronica Ryan

So, to add to her Miss World crown and rock star Dad, Rosanna is also related to Prince William AND James Bond. How many bleedin’ claims-to-fame can one person have? Still, when she rocked-up to Krystle last week, wearing what can best be described as stiletto heeled leather waders, with her pals - we reckon she looked like a right Queen. Ahem.

Heidi O'Sullivan, Louise Johnston

Fathers of Ireland - if your teenage daughters happen to arrive home next week wearing hooker-boots, don't freak-out and board them up in their bedrooms until well after their 21st birthdays. If they are good enough for our Rosie, then they good enough for your female progeny. She's Royalty for frick sake... Hmmmmm, no wonder she looks so at home in a tiara.

Jennifer Flynn, Elizabeth Ryan, Karen Byrne

Apart from HRH Rosie at Krystle the weekend before last, we had cracking redhead model Valerie Phelan and fresh from Miss Ireland - Miss Offaly - Elizabeth Ryan, who lost out to Laura Patterson at the Royal Marine Hotel event...

Karen Byrne

So there you have it folks - hooker boots and Royal relatives are in. Apparently, being from Offaly, is out... In fairness - will it EVER be in?