No Leinster Tears At Krystle...

Krystle nightclub was all prepped with a Heineken themed victory bash for Dricco and the Leinster lads after their showdown with London Irish at the RDS Stadium last Friday. Alas, our exiled UK cousins grabbed the victory away and all that turned-up at the VIP venue was a whole lot of hot ladies... We can live with that.

Karena Graham

We can remember the heady days when a broken nose and a set of cauliflower ears would be a total turn-off to any woman. Not any more folks. Toss into that equation a set of turned-up collars, a D4 accent, some odd shaped balls - and the ladies will come a running.

Jacqueline O'Duffy

You guessed it. It's recently become very desirable to be an Irish rugby playa. In fact, some of our better known models now only exclusively date fellas that pull on the green jersey and sing Swing Low while chugging down loike 90 pints of Heino. Not naming names.

Ceira Lambert, Jacqueline O'Duffy, Caroline Murphy, Emma Ledden

So there was a bit of an anti-climax in the air at Krystle last Friday night when there was ner a sign o' an actual rugger bugger after our Leinster boys got beat by London Irish 9-12...

Karen Koster, Lisa O'Brien

Our unwashed photographer was perched on the step of the popular nightspot in anticipation awaiting the likes of Brian O'Driscoll, Jamie Heaslip, and Gordon D'Arcy but all that showed-up was a bountiful bevy of beauties.

Melina Skvortsova

Guests at the Heineken sponsored party included: Karena Graham, Ceira Lambert, Jacqueline O'Duffy, Caroline Murphy, Emma Ledden, Melina Skvorlsova, David Smith, Keith Byrne, Jason O'Callaghan, Liz Matten, Karen Koster, Lisa O'Brien, Collette McBarron, and many more...

Richard Smith, Naomi Cullen

So there you have it folks, the Leinster V London Irish afterparty wasn't a complete wash-out. Truth be told we'd rather get snapping on a load of lovely ladies than a raft of smelly rugby dudes. They're not exactly camera friendly anyways.

Andrew Jones, Stuart McQuitty, Declan Clarke

But what we're still completely confused about is - why the hell Princess Leia was at the bash? Answers on a postcard.

Roz & Princess Leia