Walliams Finds A Proper Laydee...

Okay then. Here's the bit where we try to fit as many David Walliams / Little Britain catchphrases and euphemisms into this feature and come off sounding all clever and journalisticy... We spotted the comic star holding hands with his Mummy in Dublin last week, wonder if he asked for "bitty"?

David Walliams & his Mummy

Eh-eh-ehhh! Little Britain star David Walliams is trapped in perpetually damp Dublin for the next few weeks performing in 'No Man's Land' at The Gate. And having snapped Dave many times over the past few weeks, we have to say, he's absolutely nothing like the madcap characters he invents and enacts. Quite serious and British actually. Stiff upper lip and all that. Wot. Wot.

David Walliams & his Mummy

Yeeeees! We spotted David strolling hand-in-hand with his Mummy dearest on Grafton Street after treating her to some tea and cakes at Bewley's Cafe. And from the bags they were carrying we could tell he'd also taken her shopping over at Clery's on the Northside of the city. Awww, what a good son he is...

David Walliams & his Mummy

Actually, we can't be arsed trying to remember more Little Britain phrases and then somehow mould them into clever puns in the context of this feature. Well, the truth is - we tried to Google "David Walliams' Sayings" and our web browser crashed. YES. You guessed it folks: "Computer says no!" Cough.