Rosanna Let Loose in London...

If your newspapers felt a little light last week that was because the Photocall & Promotions Princess Rosanna Davison was loose in London. But with regular name dropping accounts of her nights out in the British Capital in selected papers, our Rosy still managed to fill column inches WITH her clothes on. Miracles will happen folks...

Rosanna Davison, Mystery Man

Former Miss World Rosanna Davison took a wee holiday from Dublin last week and for the first time in ages she wasn't protesting that she was unaware of the photographer's presence and she lay semi-naked on a beach or by a pool. She was fully clothed and reporting on London Fashion week baby.

Rosanna Davison, Mystery Man

Annnnnd, during her fashionable London sojourn she made some friends with likes of Naomi Campbell (according to her) and enemies with Mischa Barton (according to her). For Rosanna was over there to report on fashion but somehow all that turned into regular updates on the behaviour of celebrities away from cameras in VIP clubs like Bungalow 8...

Rosanna Davison

We don't think her omni-present fella Wesley Quirke was with her in London as she was snapped in the same frame as different mystery men on nights out... Wes would never have that lark in dear auld Dublin. But we digress. Apparently the Beauty Queen got into a mess with Mischa Barton after the OC star accused Rosanna of snapping her with a mobile camera phone inside the hallowed walls of Bungalow 8 nightclub. Rosanna the Paparazzo! Surely not? But the righteous Ms. Davison protested her innocence to the “rude” Hollywood starlet - she would never intrude on the privacy of one of her fellow celebrities... Only, she protected Mischa's privacy by blurting the whole incident in detail to an Irish newspaper! Erm, okaaaaaay. That makes sense.

Rosanna Davison

Now that the Queen of St Stephen's Green is back in Ireland we can all rest safe in the knowledge that the pages of our National papers will be filled this week with numerous photocalls featuring Rosy. But just remember to follow the advice of Ms Davison folks... The best way to protect the privacy of a celebrity when they let their guard down whilst trying to relax away from the paparazzi lenses is to stand over them with a mobile camera phone in your hand. And if they get edgy or suspicious of your intensions - just make sure you have your local gossip columnist on speed-dial. Privacy protected. Job done Rosanna style.