W.W.I.B - Emma OR Rozanna?
Yes. It's another of our infamous Who Wore It Best competitions folks, we're putting Miss Ireland 2010 up against Miss Universe Ireland 2010, Emma Waldron Vs Rozanna Purcell. This time out it's all about fake tan and who had the orangiest arms and hands when they won their tiaras. In true tango tan terms - W.W.I.B?
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Emma Waldron (Miss Ireland 2010) Vs Rozanna Purcell (Miss Universe Ireland 2010) |
God knows there are more beauty queens per capita in Ireland than there are actual people per capita in Ireland. And those are the kind of made-up statistical facts you can't argue with. Our two biggest Loverly Gurls competitions are Miss Ireland and Miss Universe Ireland, both of this year's respective winners had what looks like a nasty run-in with a wayward can of Ronseal Mahogany Wood Stain up as far as the elbows, and came out looking the worst for it.
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Emma Waldron (Miss Ireland 2010) |
But who was the worst in these dastardly crimes against lovely pasty white Irish skin? Which one teaked-up their limbs with falsified orangeness the most? Whose hands were 900 shades of deepest amber when compared to the their wee pretty faces?
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Rozanna Purcell (Miss Universe Ireland 2010) |
In other words - who wore their fakey tan the best: Emma Waldron (Miss Ireland 2010) OR Rozanna Purcell (Miss Universe Ireland 2010)? The Nation holds its breath in anticipation of the outcome of this poll.
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